When you work without a weekend, Monday is no longer frightening, Friday is not happy, but Wednesday is still fucked up.
Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week! I don’t even feel like working.
I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.
Boss: This is the third time you’ve been late to work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: It’s Wednesday?
Wednesday, pronounced as ‘wenzdei’, noun, meaning ‘Still not Friday’.
“My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.”
“Happiness is an attitude. We either make ourselves miserable, or happy and strong. The amount of work is the same.”
Practical! On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything. What’s up?